Tis the season to be jolly,
fa la la la la la la la la,
A DVD from Phil sends Ralph of his trolley,
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Downed we now our festive vodka,
fa la la la la la la la la,
Normal Smirnoff and Vanilla
fa la la la la la la la la,
Distilled from potatoes,smooth and remarkably pure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Essential, for it was Spawn we had to endure.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Listen as we tell of our hate of John Leguizamo,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
He ruins the film, replacing tat with woe,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Some good tosh fighting and poor computer graphic trickery,
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Brought down low by Jl’s absolute fuckwittery,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
So that is how we end December,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Suffering a dreadful film sent by the Silent Member,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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