And lo it came to pass that on the fourth day of Christmas one of our number was so affected by the season he began speaking in tongues.

I’ll let you all try to puzzle out which one of our team with a penchant for vocal mimicry and dazzling accents decides to wade through the He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special in character, or as A Character (scottish people will know what I mean) and which one of us ends up laughing and wondering whether he should be getting the other chap sectioned.